The Return of The Draft

YES the Premier League is back!!!

And so is The Fucking Draft!

What better way to whet your appetite for this weeks crucial fixtures (including the DC Cup final) than to drop into the mind of our leader and beloved Commish, Matthew Beaufort Nicholson. Take it away...

FC Casimir vs The Lovely Predakaze Galactico 2nds

Must win for FC Casimir otherwise making the playoffs look unlikely – and impossible if the Wasps win their respective match. Hardy’s team somehow keeps pulling out results out of their hat and has guaranteed a place in the playoffs. Kane & Aguero don’t look like they’ll stop scoring anytime soon though, and I don’t see Hardy scraping another win.

FC Casimir

Belfast Belfica vs Culchie Blues

Rollercoaster couple of months for Belfica, with them being one of the worst form teams in the league and looking in incredible danger to drop out of the playoffs. They’re back to winning ways though, and need just 1 point from the last 2 games to guarantee playing in the playoffs. Culchie Blues have really fallen by the wayside of recent weeks, and they’re not going to win this week either.

Belfica

Predatory Wasps vs Kamikaze Pigeons

Huge game here – Wasps could make the playoffs if they win and Casimir lose. Pigeons still in with a shout of snatching the League from the Galacticos, although it’s technically out of their hands. This one is close to call, but I’m going to go with the stronger team this season.

Pigeons

The Lovely Lamelas vs AVBeasts 2nds

A win in El Classico has planted the beasts in the playoffs for the first time this season (and credit where it’s due, what a El Classico it was too) – a win against the Lamelas will be a significant step in staying in the playoffs. Credit too to the Lamelas for driving away from the bottom and being one of the better teams this 2nd half of the season. Still, gotta back those high-flying Beasts.

Beasts

Van Gaal’s Gals vs Crouchy’s Nachos

Not much to say about this one, as both teams are confined to the Hardybowl Playoffs. Disappointing to see the Nachos falter. Hilarious to see Fabregas on the VGG bench. Dat midfield tho.

Nachos

Welsh Galacticos vs Real IRA

One win in the last two of these games will see the Galacticos take the League and the number 1 seed in the playoffs. Expect them to get that against an IRA team that hasn’t won in god knows how many matches.

Galacticos

DC Cup Final: Welsh Galacticos vs Predatory Wasps

Credit to the Wasps making it to the final in their first season, especially after the ridicule they received with their first pick. Egg on all our faces. I expect the Galacticos to win but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Wasps surprise me and take home the trophy.

Galacticos