McAuley's Time to Shine

Tricky Gameweek with FA cup fixtures, just when the race for the playoff spots are getting interesting...

Here's what everyone's favourite hipster had to say....

Wasps vs Benfica

A single point and a mere 4 Points Scored separate these two teams coming into this clash. With Captain Sturridge (very) well rested by now, Benfica must surely be gutted that the Liverpool-Chelsea game is postponed. Wasps manager Hasbean grinding out the results lately to maintain a chance of the Play Offs.

Wasps.

Lamelas vs Casimir

9 points and 131 Points Scored separate these two teams...

But the strong Liverpool/Chelsea backbone of Casimir are at home watching the FA Cup this week and not out scoring points.

Lamelas.

VGG vs Kilkeel

Kilkeel might be sitting snug at 3rd place, but there are only 3 teams who have fewer Points Scored. A lucky spell of wins must end? Meanwhile VGG have been doing everything except writing their goddamn thesis, finding the time to make an unprecedented triple transfer this week. Dat paper tho.

VGG

Galacticos vs Culchie Blues

The Welsh Dynasty feel unstoppable at the top of the table, 6 points clear, yet the same difference separates the Blues from a Top Half playoff spot. There's certainly nothing to be blue about for the Culchies. Rev thon tractr ther hi.

Blues

Crouchys Nachos vs Kamikaze Pigeons

Exactly. The. Same. Points. Scored.

Yet separated by a marathon distance in the table. Because they deserve it, heart (and stomach) wants Nachos. But in aid of an interesting fight to pole position and upsetting the bloody Dynasty...

Pigeons

AV Beasts 2nds vs Réal IRA

Beasts manager has been trash talking the IRA into making (nappy) rash transfers, hoping to 'bump' Casimir from the Play Offs. This seasons performance won't be the only thing giving him sleepless nights. (This pundit really is milking it.) Meanwhile the IRA are on holiday - but will it be Galway or Goal-day?

Toby....Toby, Toby...Toby, Toby... Toby, Toby, Murphy!

Beasts.