Seems like Mike Hardy has eaten some sour grapes after the bad press he created for himself this week. Like a kid throwing his toys out of the pram, he set up his own blog site (tumbleweed). Anyway, for one time only I will give his irrelevant views a voice, on the one and only official draft blog site!
Hardy's Gameweek 5 Predictions
Van Gal’s gals v. Welsh Galacticos
It’s easy to see how Phili might win in this one but he’ll lose when Nicholson arbitrarily decides to take off a few points.
Verdict: Nicholson – you can’t lose when you make up the rules.
FC Casimir v Culchie Blues
Get over it McAuley, the Casimir effect is like sooo 1947. ‘Surprise package,’ you can say that again – I would, but I’m still hyperventilating in shock that Matt’s won 3 out of his first 4 league games.
Verdict: McAuley
The Lovely Lamellas v. Crunchy Nachos
We have to interrupt this football prediction for an important bulletin. If anyone has seen Mike Taylor let me know- I’m putting up the missing person posters tomorrow.
Verdict: Crunchy
Predatory Wasps v. AV Beasts Seconds
It’s the wasps against the beeee…..asts, and after underwhelming starts it gonna sting if either loses again this week. It might be a tight one- bank on a latte strike from Costa to get a share of points for the Beasts.
Verdict: Draw
Réal IRA vs. We’re Kilkeel Galacticos – We sign who we like
Inspirational quote: ‘Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fear, doubting dreaming dreams (of winning the Draft) no mortal ever dared to dream before’ – Mike Hardy
Verdict: The comeback kid is back in town: Hardy
Belfast Belfica vs Kamikatze Pidgeons
Expect the Pidgeons good run to come to a sudden stop this weekend – with Nicholson on Pedro’s side, how can he lose?
Verdict: Belfica
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