Gameweek Predictions

This week we have the honour of hosting our very own Commish to make some predicitons!

Welsh Galacticos vs Real IRA

Expect the Sheep Shaggers to get over the loss to their bogey team and obliterate the IRA out of existence. 

Galacticos

Murphy: Galactico's never fail (apart from against the Beasts)

Van Gaal’s Gals vs Crouchys Nachos

Nachos look pretty unstoppable right now. But if anyone is going to stop them, it’s definitely not going to be Phili’s sorry excuse for a team. Dat midfield tho. 

Nachos

Murphy: I'm plumping for my favourite team in the draft VGG

FC Casimir vs Kilkeel Canaries

Can’t see City getting a clean sheet with United coming to town, and therefore can’t see Hardy’s team getting a win. The glory days of the early GWs are long gone now. And he’s going to get beaten by someone who isn’t even the country (that’d be embarrassing, right Tony?). 

Casimir

Murphy: Both teams on the sldie.... Score draw!

The Lovely Lamelas vs AVBeasts 2nds

Can’t see the Beasts racking up huge points again since you know, he’s not playing against me. Expect my man Wilfried Bony to slaughter the United defence.

Lamelas

Murphy: The one week wonders to do it 2weeks in a row.... BEASTS

Predatory Wasps vs Kamikaze Pigeons

Looks like the kind of match-up that would put you to sleep if these teams were real. Captain Sanchez is too strong right now, it pains me to predict this but: 

Pigeons

Murphy: Rock, paper, pigeons, wasps.... Wasps

Belfast Benfica vs Culchie Blues

Pedro has now lost 2 games by 1 point. Unfortunate. With Swans playing like shite as well he’s not gonna get clean sheet points from Fernandez or Fabianski. 

The Blues will nick this one.

Murphy: Mon wee Forbesy saaaaaaan!

McAuley's Late Predictions

Sorry Matt I didn't have time to publish your predictions before the Gameweek but lets see how u did.......




Culchie Blues vs Lovely Lamelas

Two L’s in Lamela, but only One Win in Taylor.

Blues.

FC Casimir vs Belfast Benfica

Benfica are sitting cosy at second place in the Draft, but with the lowest Points Conceded, can this continue? Casimir are hot off a 70 point Gameweek 8, but with top scorers Wilson and Aguero injured and the manager on holiday, it’s more likely to be FC Catastrophe. 

Benfica.

AVBeasts 2nds vs Welsh Galacticos

The much anticipated El Classico. Ireland vs Wales. Marriage vs Player. Cycle vs Frisbee. 

The Galacticos manager trades out his 2nd Draft Pick this week, Terry, to bring in Palace's Souaré.

But Dynasties are there to be toppled.  

Beasts.  

The Matthew Nicholson Appreciation Society vs Predatory Wasps

Mid table bout. Hardy plays a defensive team at 5-4-1, with Hart in nets, but is the managers heart in it? 

The Wasps luk(-aku) strong with the draft’s top scoring striker up front and after a few early drafting mistakes, have a top half table sting in their sights.

Wasps.

Real IRA vs Crouchys Nachos

The Nachos crouch down in 11th position after some unlucky losses. But the DUP are playing In-Out football and see the Real IRA threat. Expect the Nachos to stand up tall. 

Nachos.

Kamikaze Pigeons vs Van Gaal’s gals

Gaals play a 1-Up-1-Down game, seen in recent performance: LWLW. It doesn’t take Sherlock to spot the trend. Dat midfield tho. 

Pigeons. 

50% Matt could do better!!!

Snooze Report :p

Gameweek 8 Predictions

Game Week 8

Mystic Murph was in scintillating form last weekend predicting 5 out of 6 game correctly.... Only to be let down by @ueslessPhilly. I didn'y actually think he was going to win to be fair... His teams worse than mine. Onwards and we are joined this week by Matt Mullan (as The Draft like to call him) after his outrageous exploits of last weekend.

 Welsh Galacticos  v  Culchie Blues 

Matt: The Welsh Galactico’s have been on form since their early back to back losses. Their captain's typical accumulation of points should see another 3pts added to their league tally.

Mystic Murph: Forbesy's Boys are the form team in the league right now and I have to retract my previous statement about them being shite and stuff... He's not at the bottom anymore... He's a winner! And he will win again this weekend!

 Van Gaal's gals  v  Mike Fucking Hardy 

Matt: Coin-flip. VGGs.

Mystic Murph: Ok then Matt.... I'll talk the boys through this enticing encounter.... Fuck it VGG.

 AVBeasts 2nds  v  Réal IRA 

Matt: Could be close. I sense a narrow victory for Réal. AVBeasts should have kept Mahrez.

Mystic Murph: There is no better time to play the Beasts than right now... Costa suspended and Son injured, I'm staring down the barrell of a 3rd successive defeat! AVB out!

 The Lovely Lamelas  v  FC Casimir 

Matt: FC Casimir.

Mystic Murph: I hate to say it but Casimir should be too strong against a resurgent Lamela's.

 Predatory Wasps  v  Belfast Benfica 

Matt: The Wasps recorded the highest score in the Nanofreaks League this past gameweek, mostly thanks to Romelu “2nd pick and you f**ked it up” Lukaku, but Belfast Benfica’s strength has been in the consistent victories which the aforementioned flying insects have not managed... Heart says Wasps, but head says Benfica.

Mystic Murph: Think this could be the match of the weekend... Worthy of Super Sunday status! Benfica have to start losing at some stage right?! MAybe not this weekend... BB

 Crouchys Nachos  v  Kamikaze Pigeons 

Matt: What appears to be a Dave v Goliath on paper, isn’t so in practice. The Nachos' high point-scoring (which hasn’t always translated into victories unfortunately) has put them as the favourites in this.

Mystic Murph: I'm a big fan of what Dave's doing with his Nachos. No double dipping in this game! 2 wins in 2 weeks for me!

PedroGate from Hardy's POV